SantaBanta Universal Humour for April 24, 2020

Before Going Live... Always Check The Background

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Lockdown Lethargy

This lock-down is getting old and frankly I've had enough.  I've discussed the matter over a cup of coffee with the kitchen sink, and we both agree that the experience is draining. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts the wrong spin on everything. Same with the fridge. He only gives cold comfort.  I asked the lamp but she couldn't shed any new light on the situation. The vacuum cleaner was rather rude and told me to suck it up. The threshold was no better, it suggested I get over it. The carpet advised me to sweep my feelings under the rug. But the fan was more upbeat and thought that the crisis would soon blow over. The toilet looked a bit flushed and didn't offer an opinion. The wall didn't say a word either, just gave me a blank stare. The door knob was more forthcoming - told me to get a firm grip on the situation and move on. The front door declared I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to.... you guessed it right - pull myself together. Then the chair told me to table it, and the table remarked, I didn't have a leg to stand on.  When I told the table to break a leg, the mirror said that my comments reflected poorly on my thinking. However, in the end, the iron straightened things out. She said everything will be fine. No situation is too pressing for long anyways!

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Picture SMS

My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that. I may be right, but definitely not stupid!

Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space!

Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying. Eating is a problem and not drinking!

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Clean SMS

My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that. I may be right, but definitely not stupid!

Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space!

Someone ate an apple and we were born. Now someone ate a bat and we are dying. Eating is a problem and not drinking!

Hindi SMS

वैज्ञानिकों ने दूध का पाउडर बना दिया! सूप का पाउडर बना दिया! लेकिन उनसे बहुत बड़ी चूक हो गई! व्हिस्की का पाउडर नहीं बना पाए! हद होती है लापरवाही की!

सैनिटाइज़र से हाथ धोते-धोते पैसे वाली लकीर भी मिटती दिखती है और ना धोयें तो यह उम्र वाली लकीर मिटती दिखती है!

दोस्त ने कॉल किया और बोला, "जल्दी से आजा, ब्लैक डॉग लाया हूँ!" जब वहाँ पहुँचा तो कसम से दोस्ती से विश्वास ही उठ गया!

Quotes

This is the most joyful day that ever I saw in my pilgrimage on earth.

Strong people alone know how to organize their suffering so as to bear only the most necessary pain.

Try to be like turtle - at ease in your own shell.

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