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Showing posts with label Short Jokes. Show all posts

Bounty Hunter

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I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was ...Read More

Gambling

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I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling. I won shitloads of money and moved to Spain. The post Gambling ...Read More

Hot Weather

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I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving the...Read More

Low Battery

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I saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the ch...Read More

Chinese Man

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A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing. Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they w...Read More

Phobia

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Q. What do you call the phobia of black people? A. Common sense The post Phobia appeared first on FunnyShortJokes.com . from Fu...Read More

Coffee

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Went to the doctors yesterday and told him that every time I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my right eye. He advised me to take the ...Read More

Dating Tips

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Overcome awkward silences on those first dates by bringing an air horn with you. The post Dating Tips appeared first on FunnyShortJ...Read More

Pigeons

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Did you know pigeons die after having sex? Well the one that I fucked did. The post Pigeons appeared first on FunnyShortJokes.com ...Read More

Birds

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Q. Why do birds always sing in the morning? A. Because they don’t have to go to f*cking work!! The post Birds appeared first on Fu...Read More