SantaBanta Universal Humour for April 15, 2020

Longest Spring Break

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Picture SMS

All human unhappiness comes from not facing reality squarely, exactly as it is.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

For who would dare to assert that eternal happiness can compensate for a single moment's human suffering.

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Clean SMS

Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over. Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?

I miss telling my wife that I'm on my way home from work and then reaching home drunk after 5 hours!

Life-saving tip: When your wife asks `What did you just say?` during an argument, never repeat what you just said. Say something else!

Hindi SMS

वैसे इस साल के सरे राशिफल गड़बड़ा गए! जिन हाथों में 'हल्दी' लगने के योग थे, उनमे अब 'साबुन' और 'सेनेटाइजर' लग रहे हैं!

हर साल "अप्रैल फूल " मनाया करते थे, पहली बार "फुल अप्रैल" मनाएंगे!

लोग पिछले सात वचन मरते पड़ते मुश्किल से निभा पा रहे हैं, ऊपर से मोदी जी सात और दे गये!

Trivia

Did you know Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water!

Quotes

All human unhappiness comes from not facing reality squarely, exactly as it is.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

For who would dare to assert that eternal happiness can compensate for a single moment's human suffering.

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