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I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!
Me: I assure you, I did not drink anything.
Officer: Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?
Me: A car.
Officer: Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?
Me: I have no idea!
Officer: So, you're drunk.
Me: But I didn't drink anything.
Officer: Okay, one more test --- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me: A motorcycle.
Officer: Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?
Me: I have no idea!
Officer: As I suspected, you're drunk!
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: So, counter question --- You;re driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?
Officer: A prostitute of course.
Me: Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?
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