SantaBanta Universal Humour for March 20, 2020

Drinkers Line up at a Liquor Store

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Helping Hand

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"

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Picture SMS

Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing? Mom: Paraan Marr!

Punjabi Aashiq: Hor Phir Aaj-Kal Kithe Rehnde Ho? Girl: In Isolation. Punjabi Aashiq: Achha Ji Kalle-Kalle?

What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

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Clean SMS

Child to his Punjabi Mom: What's Social Distancing? Mom: Paraan Marr!

Punjabi Aashiq: Hor Phir Aaj-Kal Kithe Rehnde Ho? Girl: In Isolation. Punjabi Aashiq: Achha Ji Kalle-Kalle?

What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

Hindi SMS

अर्ज किया है जैसे हर चमकती चीज सोना नहीं होती, वैसे ही हर छींक कोरोना नहीं होती!

जब भी कोई साबुन देखूं, मेरा दिल दीवाना बोले, धोले - धोले!

भारत में कोरोना के मरीज़ों की संख्या 194 के आस-पास पहुँच चुकी है, लेकिन इसका इलाज बताने वालों की संख्या 1 करोड़ से ज़्यादा हो गई है।

Quotes

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them.

You can find peace amidst the storms that threaten you.

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