SantaBanta Universal Humour for March 19, 2020

Advice for Public - Mantain Social Distancing

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What Nonsense

A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine," the manager says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!" "Really? What happens then?" the girl asks enthusiastic. "Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!"

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Picture SMS

I wanted to do panic buying, I checked my account... . . . . . I can only panic!

To avoid getting infected, wash your hands like you got a stamp from the strip club that you don't want your wife to see! #Coronavirus #Covid_19

My wife's a visionary. She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing! #Coronavirus #Covid_19

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Clean SMS

I wanted to do panic buying, I checked my account... . . . . . I can only panic!

To avoid getting infected, wash your hands like you got a stamp from the strip club that you don't want your wife to see! #Coronavirus #Covid_19

My wife's a visionary. She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing! #Coronavirus #Covid_19

Hindi SMS

एक पत्नी द्वारा बड़ा ही उच्च विचार दिया गया है! बार-बार खाली साबुन से हाथ धोने अच्छा तो दो-दो बर्तन भी साथ में धो दिया करो!

अगर ब्यूटी पार्लर कुछ दिन ऐसे ही बंद रहा तो... आपको कोरोना से भी खतरनाक चीज़ देखने को मिलेगी!

WHO की रिपोर्ट में बड़ा खुलासा: भारत में मास्क पहने घूम रहे लोगों मे 74.89% ऐसे हैं, जो उधारी चुकाने के डर से मास्क पहने हैं।

Quotes

You shouldn't blindly accept a leader's advice. You've got to question leaders on occasion.

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.

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