Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea...!!!
TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...
TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...
TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation...
TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home...
TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense...
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There's no such thing as 'Government funded'.
It's all Taxpayer funded!
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Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "Courts of Justice."
"Where are they?" asked the driver.
"You mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously.
"Oh! The law courts," replied the driver. "You said, the Courts of Justice!"
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English: Take the straw
Urdu: Ye Le Straw
Punjabi: Astrology!
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There's no such thing as 'Government funded'.
It's all Taxpayer funded!
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Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "Courts of Justice."
"Where are they?" asked the driver.
"You mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously.
"Oh! The law courts," replied the driver. "You said, the Courts of Justice!"
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English: Take the straw
Urdu: Ye Le Straw
Punjabi: Astrology!
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ठंडा पानी फेंककर एक व्यक्ति ने सरे-आम लूटा! पीड़ित ने बताया कि...
लुटेरों के पास "बर्फ" भी था, जिससे वो बड़ी घटना को भी अंजाम दे सकते हैं!
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हर कामयाब मर्द के पीछे एक औरत होती है मित्रों...
क्योंकि नाकामयाब के पीछे ये जाती ही नहीं!
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पैसे की तंगी से पढाई बहुत छोड़ दी लेकिन...
बीड़ी, सिगरेट, दारू, गुटका किसी ने नहीं छोड़ा !
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