SantaBanta Universal Humour for June 29, 2019

Toilet Paper Demoo Counter

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Hilarious But True Answers

Interviewers ask routine questions to a candidate.... Q: Tell us about yourself ? A: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you. Q: What are your expectations ? A: Salary. Q: What challenges you faced in your earlier job ? A: Staying awake after lunch !! Q: Why do you want to join our company ? A: Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home.... Q: What attracts you to our company ? A: The receptionist !! Q: Why you left your previous job ? A: Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !! Q: Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ? A: Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!

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Friend: Are you a daring person? Me: Yes, I use phone without case!

If 'Kasam' really worked, our country would have been known for the least population in the world!

Having a younger sibling in your house, is just like having a "living CCTV Camera" in the house!

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Clean SMS

Friend: Are you a daring person? Me: Yes, I use phone without case!

If 'Kasam' really worked, our country would have been known for the least population in the world!

Having a younger sibling in your house, is just like having a "living CCTV Camera" in the house!

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