SantaBanta Universal Humour for June 27, 2019

Gender Equality

More Visuals ..

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A young man watched as an elderly couple sat down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the old gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, etc, until each had exactly half. Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, but his wife just sat watching him. The young man felt sorry for them and asked, "I'm sorry to intrude, but would you allow me to purchase another meal for your wife so that you don't have to split your food?" The old gentleman said, "Oh, no, thank you. But you see, we've been married a long time, and everything has always been shared, 50/50." The young man said, "Wow! That's commendable." He then turned to the wife and asked, "Aren't you going to eat your share?" The wife replied "Not yet. It's his turn to use the teeth."

More Jokes ..

Picture SMS

According to my accountant, I could have bought eleven coffee machines with what I spent in Starbucks last year!

The kids are enjoying summer at max volume. I have forgotten what quiet sounds like!

Europe is expecting record heat waves due to climate change. Mankind isn't going to Hell; Hell is coming to us!

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Clean SMS

According to my accountant, I could have bought eleven coffee machines with what I spent in Starbucks last year!

The kids are enjoying summer at max volume. I have forgotten what quiet sounds like!

Europe is expecting record heat waves due to climate change. Mankind isn't going to Hell; Hell is coming to us!

Quotes

I never wanted to sing. I just wanted to play rhythm guitar - hide in the back and just play.

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.

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